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I had to admit, I did not expect my first boy-to-bimbo transition to be so convincing. I could barely recognize the doucebag clerk from the mall and I was the one who had turned him.“How do you like your new body, dummy?” I asked him, now
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When you and your cute little friend wanted to have a sleepover, I said that was just fine and then explained that bedtime meant bedtime.When I checked on you ten minutes after bedtime what did I find? Where I expected to see two cute, snoozing little
dukescorner13:Mia Khalifa, who else did you expect?
Good morning. Oh, you don’t look happy to see me! Weren’t expecting me here?Sorry to hear that. Michelle sent me here to keep an eye on you, and I certainly didn’t mind. I didn’t find anybody who really appealed to me last night.Oh, she did, of
First, I want to say thank you to everyone who has contributed thus far, I did not expect to have this project to blow up like it has. However, that level of contribution is getting unwieldy with my current methods. So I am changing up my workflow a
markscherz: entoderek: Ok so this post is a good post. But did you know there’s more to it than just the screencap? Best 38 seconds of your night, guaranteed. I know this man and he is every bit as charismatic as you would expect for a man who lost
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ranger-truth: did-you-kno: Paris syndrome is a mental disorder experienced mostly by Japanese tourists who are disappointed when they visit the city for the first time. The shock of Paris not living up to their expectations can cause depression,
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ayzula: When you told me to contemplate the world, what did you expect me to picture in my mind? A map? Some floaty cosmic energy? You know what I actually did see? Katara, Sokka and Toph. I saw the Kyoishi Warriors, The White Lotus, the monks who raised
askcappyandratchet: bookporn: Believe it or not “For being too depressing.“IT WAS THE DIARY OF A GIRL WHO LIVED THROUGH THE FUCKING HOLOCAUST. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EXPECT IT TO BE? SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS? GOOD GOD.
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askcappyandratchet: bookporn: Believe it or not “For being too depressing."IT WAS THE DIARY OF A GIRL WHO LIVED THROUGH THE FUCKING HOLOCAUST. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EXPECT IT TO BE? SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS? GOOD GOD. This is the dumbest thing
reallymadscientist: edieismene: Online media vs online polls What did you expect? One of Hillary’s top financial contributors is TWC, who owns CNN and others. They’re not going to glorify the guy who is outspoken against media manipulation and
alwaysbewoke: I don’t expect white supremacists to change so this post is for Black people who think it’s cool to shit on Haiti. Haiti is in the condition it is today because of you. Not in the sense that you did anything to Haiti but because white
doyourpokemon: Silly Umbreon, hypnotizing other Pokemon and telling them to fuck off. What else did you expect to happen?
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did-you-kno: There are Japanese tourists who visit Paris and suffer mental breakdowns after learning that the city isn’t at all what they expected it to be, falling prey to what has become known as the ‘Paris Syndrome.’ Source
whatpunkin: porcelainandgold: tripster-and-the-mad-hatter: glossynympheteyes: this movie is so fucking creepy jesus fuck It’s by Tim Burton, what did you honestly expect? Actually, it’s Henry Selick, who was the director of The Nightmare Before
keilattes: welcome to the “he’s an edgy teen in his rebellious phase who plays gta5 until 4am at least twice a week what did you expect” madness
scars-on-your-mind: Cuando en Internet pides que photoshopeen una foto. What did you expect of 4chan?
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dukescorner13: Mia Khalifa, who else did you expect?